As a beer, you would love the gentle touch of the 100% natural wood, processed in accordance to the good Japanese traditions of the Edo period back in the 17th century. You would comfortably fill the mug and stay there until some really nice person allows you to quench his or her thirst (it will happen much quicker than you think).
Pouring you in the mug would release a bit of your velvet foam. Your natural bitterness coming from the hop would nicely spread and you would feel just at the right place – where you belong. So when people drink you they will share the emotion of the past times when real beer was drunk in real mugs, made to last.
Do not worry if you will lose your coolness – the stein capacity is 330 ml so you will be drunk quickly, as appropriate for a really nice beer. So once you are properly chilled it won't be for too long until you accomplish yourself into what your ultimate purpose is – to bring utmost joy and happiness to people who share one thing with each other – they just love beer (you) and they want to celebrate it the right way.
And once you do what you should be doing, another chilled part of you will go to the mug to enhance the pleasure and make people smile. Is there anything better than this?
Now there's nothing else left but to order the all-natural wooden beer mug designed by good Japanese people with just one purpose – simplicity in all aspects of life. Life with every breath.
P.S. Excuse us if you are not a beer…